Monday, October 27, 2014

Well-refreshed man fell into septic tank while taking shortcut home from bar

A Chinese man ordered home from a bar by his angry wife tried to take a shortcut to save time, but ended up falling into a tank full of raw sewage.



Chi Fang feared the wrath of his furious spouse so much that he decided to cross a usually unused bridge in a bid to shave vital minutes off his journey. But, as he made his way over the narrow platform, the 42-year-old, who'd been drinking with friends all day, had to stop and vomit.

He then leaned too far over the railing and toppled head-first into the tank packed full of human faeces. With his cell phone submerged in the excrement, he was forced to scream for help until passers-by spotted him and called police. Fang was eventually hauled out to safety.



He ran back to his Wuhu home, in the eastern Anhui District, dripping with excrement. His livid wife Lei, 37, then ordered him to sleep outside in their pet dog's kennel. Fang said he had learned a valuable lesson from the incident, adding: "The dog didn't even want to be near me and went inside."

2 comments:

Barbwire said...

What a mean thing to do to the poor dog!

arbroath said...

Heh heh, that's very true!